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"Swoll Troll"

"Swoll Troll"


Massive Gains Made in Tucson, AZ.

150% Lean / 150% Muscle.

Each Swoll Troll has focused on different muscle groups and is unique from their gym-rat brethren.

About the Item:

Once upon a time, Swoll Trolls crawled out from their caves and started pumping iron. Each has a different workout regimen. They are wicked ripped and are secured in a plastic bag so they do not leg-drop you into two pieces.


Please allow up to 3 WEEKS for us to fulfill your items.

We aim for a quick ship of your goods but some of our items are made to order or might be part of a pre-sale. If your order has multiple items, your entire order may be fulfilled when all pieces are complete. (Review each item's fulfillment details as the timelines vary).

Local Pickup Information:

We are now offering free local pickup in-store at The CREAMERY in the Old Town Artisans.

201 North Court Avenue, Tucson, Arizona 85701

Pickup Hours are as follows:

  • Fridays 12 PM-6 PM
  • Saturdays 12 PM-6 PM

Purchases may only be picked up during these hours. An email confirmation will be given when your items are available for pickup. Certain items may not be available for pickup. Orders with presale items will not be able to be picked up until all items are created and ready.

*If you have any questions or if there was an issue with your order please contact us at

Composting or Recycling our Packaging:

All our packaging is compostable or recyclable. Please help us keep it out of a landfill. Thank you! :)

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